Here’s all the games that should have been played by now. It’s a hell of a lot of games.
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From sarah:
Sunday 13th December, Newington
Game 1: 5-0
Aidan wins the charge and takes the ball to goal and scores. 1-0 to BAD Polo at 5 seconds. Dave makes it 2-0 within the first minute of the game, by powering a shot through John’s rear wheel spokes. A sign of things to come in this fixture it seems…
BAD dominate the start of the game with the majority of action in the Massive Cogs half. As another attack from BAD comes, a shout of “Come on the Wall” from the Cogs camp warns their players to stack up 3 deep in goal and prevent BAD from scoring! It’s effective and gives the Cogs some good breaks.
Brendan gets the third goal on the 5 minute mark, a strike which hits Camerons back wheel and bounces over. Aidan scores a lovely 4th goal at 7′17″, slotted in at an almost impossible angle. Dave repeats his earlier goal by another hard hit, this time going between spokes in Emmet’s rear wheel. Game ends 5-0 at 7′45″ Read more »
From Sarah:
Wednesday 9th December, Newington
Game 1: 2-1 (Golden Goal)
The game starts fast and hectic with both teams blocking well and preventing passes. BAD polo having the best of the chances in the first few minutes with some good steals and Dave coming very close to scoring on two occasions. The first goal comes from Aidan at 4 minutes just as his BAD Girls arrive to support!
Apples come close to scoring but fail to take advantage when both Aidan and Dave are footdown. Brendan also makes a fine clearance under pressure.
Rik is impenetrable at the other end with countless balls hitting his wheels and the cones, yet he stays so solid and so confident. At 10 minutes, BAD almost go 2 up when Dave shuffles a ball through.
The equalizer comes at 13 minutes, when Aidan footsdown in goal. This time, Em takes full opportunity of the gap and scores. A minute later, Apples could have had another chance when Brendan and Aidan crash into each other in the middle of the court, but Dave stays strong in defence.
Eventually it goes to Golden Goal and at 19′37″, the winner came from Brendan after a strike which hit the cone, went high and fortunately the top-spin enabled the ball to roll over the goal line. Read more »
From dt:
Sunday 6th December, Newington
Game 1: 0-5
After draining the court from rainfall cone-by-cone and waiting for hung-over Louis to arrive, they’re ready to start. Jo gets to the centre spot first, but leaves the ball for Tom, who then leaves the ball for Ali. Ali takes the ball and gets the first goal of the game at 13 seconds!
Jo and Ali take it in turns scoring each minute – Jo at 1’17”, Ali at 2’57” and Jo again at 3’43”. Polonium get a couple of great breaks and test Sarah at the other end of the court. Tom comes very close to scoring, forcing Sarah to come out and challenge for the ball.
Louis seems to be playing slightly gentler today, not his usual bull-charging style! Well, this is until he leans a little to hard on Ali, forcing them both down hard. All players wait for Ali to straighten her bars, re-align her brake and get back on her bike before carrying on with the game. Ali then takes the final goal of the game at 6’12” making it 0-5.
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Sun 6th December, Newington
2-4, 0-5, 0-5

pic: Mallet-hooking Louis prevents Emmet from scoring.
Write up by Sara below the fold.
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Fixtures starting Monday 07.12.2009
These games must be played by Sunday 24.01.2010.
BAD Polo vs. Los Coños
Malice International vs. La Schmoove
Massive Cogs vs. Dinosaurs Love Sex
Polo Fiasco vs. Cosmic³
Polonium 210 vs. Black Rebel BPC
Rotten Apples vs. Bye
S.L.A.P. vs. Zombie United
Sparkle Motion vs. ELKs
Spinal Tap Out vs. Three Beards One Cup
A nice crisp day for a game of polo…

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Fixtures starting Monday 30.11.2009
These games must be played by Sunday 13.12.2009.
Malice International vs. BAD Polo
Massive Cogs vs. Los Coños
Polo Fiasco vs. La Schmoove
Polonium 210 vs. Dinosaurs Love Sex
Rotten Apples vs. Cosmic³
S.L.A.P. vs. Black Rebel BPC
Sparkle Motion vs. Bye
Spinal Tap Out vs. Zombie United
Three Beards One Cup vs. ELKs
From Skoota:
After main stegosaurus Turdasaur

drafted in to other reptiles to help him take on the mighty cosmos of Jupiter, Saturn and Uranus

we were set.
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Fixtures starting Monday 23.11.2009
These games must be played by Sunday 06.12.2009.
BAD Polo vs. Massive Cogs
Polo Fiasco vs. Malice International
Polonium 210 vs. Los Coños
Rotten Apples vs. La Schmoove
S.L.A.P. vs. Dinosaurs Love Sex
Sparkle Motion vs. Cosmic³
Spinal Tap Out vs. Black Rebel BPC
Three Beards One Cup vs. Bye
ELKs vs. Zombie United