BAD vs Malice
Report by Mike:
My notes, taken on Vidals phone which I didn’t know how to operate so a few details may be wrong but here’s the jist of tonight’s game:
Report by Mike:
My notes, taken on Vidals phone which I didn’t know how to operate so a few details may be wrong but here’s the jist of tonight’s game:
Report by Sarah:
BAD Polo v Black Rebel BPC
27th March, Newington
An early morning weekend start equals no ref or goal ref volunteers, so sorry its not much of a report as I was concentrating on the game too much to make notes.
“Malice International took the fixture against Polo Fiasco, four – two, three – one, four – one.
The games saw fiasco go two one up Malice hitting cones fiasco defending well Andy sitting in goal Mat killing Adrienne Tony shooting well Malice playing all out for five goals (fail).
Rain wiped any mark of names to goals. Credit lies like the unknown dead.
Both teams however seemed to cope with the rain, instead they were hampered more by significant cases of the ball bobbling” – Emmet
Sun 6th December, Newington
2-4, 0-5, 0-5

pic: Mallet-hooking Louis prevents Emmet from scoring.
Write up by Sara below the fold.
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Report from Chris:
Cosmic³ vs. Los Coños
An eagerly anticipated fixture found the polo masses huddled round London’s famous Newington court 2.
Los Coños are the crowd’s favourites due to a combination of local pride and the allure of the underdog, but Cosmic³ are playing well this season, and Los Coños will need to be at their very best if they’re to get anything out of this fixture…
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Report by Sarah
Spinal Tap Out V SLAP. Oct 29th, Newington SE1.
Spinal Tap Out 4 (E,E,P,E) – SLAP 2 (JM,Jy)
Spinal Tap Out 5 (E,E,E,P,P) – SLAP 1 (JM)
Spinal Tap Out 2 (P,E) – SLAP 3 (JM,R,R)
Better late than never – a report from Chris:
Zombie United vs. Polo Fiasco
Having finally deciphered my scrawled notes from the evening, here’s the match report.
Played at London’s famous Mitchison Road court, this fixture had a certain air of desperation from the start. Following the changing of the clocks, it was almost certain that the lights would go out before the three games could be played.
Would the games be completed? Had the timer on the lights been changed? Only time would tell…
From Johnny:
Result – Los Conos v Malice Int. Reffed by Turd, timekept by that imposter Skoota with Tomasito and dt making goal reffing an art form.
Game 1.
L C 0 – 1 Malice 43″ Andy
L C 1 – 1 Malice 2′02″ Jo
L C 1 – 2 Malice 3′02″ Matt
L C 1 – 3 Malice 6′12″ Ian
L C 1 – 4 Malice 8′ 00″ Andy
L C 2 – 4 Malice 12′30″ Ali
L C 2 – 5 Malice 13′55″ Ian Read more »