It’s nearly over!

Tomorrow (22/05), Downham, 12 noon, End of league BBQ and throw-ins.

Can someone bring a broom? It desperately needs a sweep.

Rotten Apples vs. Spinal Tapout

From Todd:

What can I say?
It was a Rotten game for The Tapouts.
Began with the young boys choir version of “Let’s get physical”.
When your balls drop emmet you wont be able to reach those notes.
It then developed into the Apples show.
The theme music was ‘Where’s your Ed at”! Rik had the voice of an angel. A Hells Angel.
‘La banda de las bicis del Downham’.
Matt Vidal: What’s this team called again?
Me: Spinal Tapout.
Vidal: Come on Tapout get a goal!
Rik is now referring to every member of Tapout as ‘boy’.
Come on Tapout get a goal! Prav? …Not today.
Em was everywhere and nobody was gonna step up and stop him.
He was even in goal but rumor has it he’d had some special training first thing this morning.
Some sweet breaks by ST but not quite quick enough to the goal.
All 3 Apples having a party in the kitchen.
Spinal Tapout looking for the outside toilet. Read more »

Fixtures – Round 17

Fixtures starting Monday 15.02.2010

These games must be played by Sunday 28.02.2010.

BAD Polo vs. Black Rebel BPC
Cosmic³ vs. Bye
Dinosaurs Love Sex vs. Zombie United
La Schmoove vs. ELKs
Los Coños  vs.  Three Beards One Cup
Malice International vs. Spinal Tap Out
Massive Cogs vs. Sparkle Motion
Polo Fiasco vs. S.L.A.P.
Polonium 210 vs. Rotten Apples

Fixtures – Round 16

Fixtures starting Monday 08.02.2010

These games must be played by Sunday 21.02.2010.

Cosmic³ vs. BAD Polo
Dinosaurs Love Sex vs. Black Rebel BPC
La Schmoove vs. Bye
Los Coños vs.  Zombie United
Malice International vs. ELKs
Massive Cogs vs. Three Beards One Cup
Polo Fiasco vs. Spinal Tap Out
Polonium 210 vs. Sparkle Motion
Rotten Apples vs. S.L.A.P.

Fixtures – Round 15

Fixtures starting Monday 01.02.2010

These games must be played by Sunday 14.02.2010.

BAD Polo vs. Dinosaurs Love Sex
La Schmoove vs. Cosmic³
Los Coños vs. Black Rebel BPC
Malice International vs. Bye
Massive Cogs vs. Zombie United
Polo Fiasco vs. ELKs
Polonium 210 vs. Three Beards One Cup
Rotten Apples vs. Spinal Tap Out
S.L.A.P. vs. Sparkle Motion

Fixtures – Round 14

Fixtures starting Monday 25.01.2010

These games must be played by Sunday 07.02.2010.

La Schmoove vs. BAD Polo
Los Coños vs. Dinosaurs Love Sex
Malice International vs. Cosmic³
Massive Cogs vs. Black Rebel BPC
Polo Fiasco vs. Bye
Polonium 210 vs. Zombie United
Rotten Apples vs. ELKs
S.L.A.P. vs. Three Beards One Cup
Sparkle Motion vs. Spinal Tap Out

Los Conos V S.L.A.P 3/12/2009

From Aidan:

Dave screams “POLO!” at the top of his girly voice prompting Ali and
Robb to come tearing out of their goal mouths with their eyes
transfixed on the rubbery red spheroid. The ball is snatched by Ali
and rushed directly toward her opponent’s territory. Jonny instantly
becomes a nervous wreck making Ali’s shot on goal all the more
easier….
Read more »

Overdue fixtures

Here’s all the games that should have been played by now. It’s a hell of a lot of games.

Can EVERY team please check this, if you have played a fixture on here, and the result isn’t on the site, please post the result as a comment here, and it’ll be updated ASAP. Read more »

BAD Polo vs Massive Cogs

From sarah:

Sunday 13th December, Newington

Game 1: 5-0
Aidan wins the charge and takes the ball to goal and scores. 1-0 to BAD Polo at 5 seconds. Dave makes it 2-0 within the first minute of the game, by powering a shot through John’s rear wheel spokes. A sign of things to come in this fixture it seems…

BAD dominate the start of the game with the majority of action in the Massive Cogs half. As another attack from BAD comes, a shout of “Come on the Wall” from the Cogs camp warns their players to stack up 3 deep in goal and prevent BAD from scoring! It’s effective and gives the Cogs some good breaks.

Brendan gets the third goal on the 5 minute mark, a strike which hits Camerons back wheel and bounces over. Aidan scores a lovely 4th goal at 7′17″, slotted in at an almost impossible angle. Dave repeats his earlier goal by another hard hit, this time going between spokes in Emmet’s rear wheel. Game ends 5-0 at 7′45″ Read more »

BAD Polo vs. Rotten Apples

From Sarah:

Wednesday 9th December, Newington

Game 1: 2-1 (Golden Goal)

The game starts fast and hectic with both teams blocking well and preventing passes. BAD polo having the best of the chances in the first few minutes with some good steals and Dave coming very close to scoring on two occasions. The first goal comes from Aidan at 4 minutes just as his BAD Girls arrive to support!

Apples come close to scoring but fail to take advantage when both Aidan and Dave are footdown. Brendan also makes a fine clearance under pressure.

Rik is impenetrable at the other end with countless balls hitting his wheels and the cones, yet he stays so solid and so confident. At 10 minutes, BAD almost go 2 up when Dave shuffles a ball through.

The equalizer comes at 13 minutes, when Aidan footsdown in goal. This time, Em takes full opportunity of the gap and scores. A minute later, Apples could have had another chance when Brendan and Aidan crash into each other in the middle of the court, but Dave stays strong in defence.

Eventually it goes to Golden Goal and at 19′37″, the winner came from Brendan after a strike which hit the cone, went high and fortunately the top-spin enabled the ball to roll over the goal line. Read more »